Stop the Presses: A Poem Dedicated to Craig Emerson

So a senior minister parodied Skyhooks' "Horror Movie" in order to ruffle Tony Abbott's feathers about the carbon tax. Yep, only in Australia. Anywho, here's a little something I've whipped up to celebrate Mr Emerson's fine performance.

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At least uh... polls dot today suggests that uh... the message that you've been

Selling ah... people are buying it's the experience of the common cost will be in 

The living off of there's been the mother of all scared Tam pines the 

Prosecutes a very modest seventy cents in every one hundred dollars or in terms

Of weekly

Household bills nine dollars Nadia week with compensation on average of ten 

Dollars and tend to excite

This has been the mother of all state and times by mister event

But the truth will be in the living of the common price and the truth is that

The pricing text will be very modest in there will be substantial compensation

To get this poll was taken off to some of that compensation has already started

Flowing T_V_ aids of thing hearing

Uh... are you concerned that the uh... the has been a turnaround already well

I'm sure that uh... when people uh... appreciate the modest us modest most of
The prize impacts
Though I will realise that there has been enormous date and time
With crimes that uh... I leg of lamb will cost two hundred dollars that uh...
Paper entire communities
Will be walked off the map uh... alleged in the Illawarra
Honda Valley pilot right valley Portland Quintilian and of course uh... Whyalla and
I was a mileage is just a diaper wireless just fine he's what is the mood
And they had a lot of people notice events at the potential impact of the
Company well this is the mood in my life

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To do you know why allow wiped out there on my feet b 
Truck and there are not ready
Jumped in the right out of moderating