A Sequel

Well, the time has come. Forget about post-modernism, here comes the post-Blogspot world.

If you're wondering what I'm going on about (nothing new, I assure you) then let me reveal my news.

I darkly hinted at producing a blog on another site (cough, cough, Tumblr) for a uni assignment.

The blog is called The Rise of the Chindian Century, and surprisingly enough, that is what it deals with.

Enjoy

Just Putting it Out There

Machine Head by Deep Purple is the greatest album of all time.

Am I wrong?

A Quote, or Two

Because I'm that sort of guy, I follow a Twitterer with the handle PhiloQuotes (no, not quotes from famous Filipini) (and no, not Nicholas Tonti-Fillipini, even though he has a great name)

Across my virtual desk came the following:
There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. ~ Saint Thomas Aquinas


Apparently ol' St Thom did a lot of things, which is not really the point of this post. Cue tangential discussion about tangents, kindling &c


Anywho, what if a letter was changed in the quote above to reveal:
There is nothing on this earth more to be prised than true friendship. ~ Saint Thomas Aquinas


Given the somewhat murky relationship between s and z (a future post?), it either says a lot about the real value of "true friendship" and 

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Look, why would anyone want to build up a "true friendship" over time just to "prise" it? Anyone besides me, I mean. 

There is nothing, logically speaking, to indicate the "real" value of a "true friendship" - that's a matter for our judgment to decide on over a long-term period. (Surely even Hume would have trouble casting the sense-impression of "true friendship" to the flames.) Indeed, the test of a "true friendship" could be that which you decide to "prise" off, but somehow, I don't think so. (I will have to write about The Footy Show one of these days.)

The only logical possibilities are that you either do not value truth, friendship, or true friendships. The first is not that unreasonable (contradictions, contradictions everywhere) (my word that was wordy) (gee these parentheses are starting to get annoying) (Dear Mr Magusic, your blog posts are far too extraneous, as opposed to my extremely short fake pseudo-letter, yours &c) 

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Let me try that again. 

The first is not that unreasonable (...), the second would be indicative of your status as a misanthrope (not a case of anti-misanthropism, but it does tend to get rather lonely at times) and the third would be a sort-of inability to be able to form good bonds with people (if you like getting then fleeced all the time, then c'est la vie) 

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The above discussion was almost pointless. I did, however, get to demonstrate what a smarty-pants I can be. That's why I have so many friends.

If you expected discussion on substantive issues, well, I'm sorry that I've ripped you off like the old Nigerian prince trick. The upside is, you still have your money. 

Thank God you're here

A Tribute to the Footy Show

You may think something dedicated to such a show would be a) short and b) full of crap
Well this little number has none of the former and plenty of the latter

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Brett Kirk, Buddhism and An Annoucement

In an industry where the valued labour resembles something out of a Monty Python sketch, it is great that someone of the calibre of Brett Kirk would devoted his services in order to enlighten the populace of what I'm sure are the many intricacies of AFL. Kirk is an enlightened man himself, and not just because he is a practicing Buddhist, but also because he co-captained his Sydney Swans to a premiership in 2005. "Captain Kirk" now of course rides the boundary (rides hard or hardly rides?) for Channel 7 on Saturday arvos.

It has been about a month since Kirk found fame on the internets as a "weirdo". Look, I won't deny I am a bit of a smarty-pants, so I really don't have any credibility, but, but, bahtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Good on him for trying to bring something a bit different. There's nothing wrong with changing it up a little bit. But watching footy - or almost any sport - is one of the most tangible ways of espousing conservatism. You want a good contest between two relatively-even sides. You don't want "quasi-intellectual corporate speech" (taken from a commenter). A sports watcher just can't handle perverse outside forces on game day. That's why people lock themselves up in the "man cave" (nothing subtle at all) like it's the apocalypse - the intellectualism that Kirk brought with those comments was too much for them. I haven't watched "Saturday arvo" footy since then to see if Kirky responded - one newspaper article suggested he was receiving "help" in his on-camera performance - because apart from the whingeing about the Tigers to anyone who'll listen, footy doesn't much concern me. If you've seen one match, you've seen them all. People go for one reason, and one reason alone: to get blind drunk.

Well, hang on, isn't that the modus vivendi behind most of the things that people do? It's either that, or getting laid. Hmmm, if only one could find the real reason that people go to AFL matches? Could it be to support their teams? Far too obvious, my good man

If Kirk was well-endowed in the chest region, the feedback might have been different. As it is, Kirk must rely on his well-endowed soul - by way of his Buddhistism - to get past this adversity.

Moving forward, Australians

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The Announcement: I may or may not be somewhat less active on this blog in the next few weeks (the crowd goes mild) as I will be focussing on another blog for an assignment. It will detail the rise of China and India in the Asian Century. I will be setting up either a Wordpress or a Tumblr because Blogspot (with all due respect, of course) is somewhat lacking in the design department. It's either that, or I'm a crap designer.  I'll give you all the news as it comes to hand. 

      

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